The Bureaucracy Club™ of Amsterdam  Application the Bureaucracy Club of the Annals of Improbable Research pending.
	STATEMENT OF PURPOSE The Bureaucracy Club™ is an organization of bureaucrats, by bureaucrats, for bureaucrats. The Bureaucracy Club is dedicated to the propagation, study, maintenance, enhancement, documentation, and optimization of bureaucracies and bureaucrats. The Bureaucracy Club is organized and administered by the Annals of Improbable Research . The Bureaucracy Club™ of Amsterdam ("The Club") has been formed with the intent of coordinating, facilitating and implementing the development of a pre-operational structural agreement, initial policies and further development of implementation guidelines. The work of the Club will be internationally coordinated in an internationally interdependent multidisciplinary cross platform meeting with the The Bureaucracy Club™ of Copenhagen, as soon as the Internal Bureaucracy Policy Standards and Guidelines are approved by the pre-policy Steering Commitee after consultation of the Sounding Board and other applicable governemental and non governemental bodies and standardization organizations, such as but not limited to ISO, NEN, NASA, DOE, FIOD, UN, and the Nederlandse Vereniging van Huisvrouwen.
	Please note: This local Chapter of the Bureaucracy Club™  is still undergoing the preprocessing, processing, post-processing, or re-approval process. Upon successful completion, confirmation, and reconfirmation of all procedures this site will start the go live procedure with the proper prerequisites.
	STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURES Until final approvement this website will apply the following Standard Operating Procedures: official business is conducted on a continuous basis official business is conducted with strict accordance to the following rules: the duty of each official to do certain types of work is delimited in terms of impersonal criteria the official is given the authority necessary to carry out his assigned functions the means of coercion at his disposal are strictly limited and conditions of their use strictly defined every official's responsibilities and authority are part of a vertical hierarchy of authority, with respective rights of supervision and appeal officials do not own the resources necessary for the performance of their assigned functions but are accountable for their use of these resources official and private business and income are strictly separated offices cannot be appropriated by their incumbents (inherited, sold, etc.). official business is conducted on the basis of written documents
	COMPLIANCY STATEMENT   According official Wikipedia requirements, all bureaucratic officials associated with The Bureaucracy Club™ of Amsterdam: are personally free and appointed to their position on the basis of conduct exercise the authority delegated to them in accordance with impersonal rules, and their loyalty is enlisted on behalf of the faithful execution of their official duties as stated by our morther organization, the Annals of Improbable Research their appointment and job placement are dependent upon their technical qualifications administrative work, including so called ' web site development' ,  is a full-time occupation work is rewarded by a regular salary and prospects of advancement in a lifetime career An official must exercise his judgment and his skills, but his duty is to place these at the service of a higher authority; ultimately he is responsible only for the impartial execution of assigned tasks and must sacrifice his personal judgment if it runs counter to his official duties.
	LOGO This local chapter is initiating the process of preprocessing, processing, post-processing the finalization of the logo procurement procedure.     TERMS & CONDITIONS Please read through these Terms carefully. NO WARRANTY, DISCLAIMER OF LIABILITY AND INDEMNITY Whilst some effort has been made to ensure the high quality and accuracy of the Site, The Bureaucracy Club (TM) of Amsterdam makes no warranty, express or implied concerning The Bureaucracy Club (TM) of Amsterdam Content, the Site, software or products or services available through the Site (the "Site Services"), which are provided "as is". The Bureaucracy Club (TM)of Amsterdam expressly disclaims all warranties, including but not limited to warranties of fitness for a particular purpose and warranties of merchantability. In no event will The Bureaucracy Club (TM) of Amsterdam, its affiliates or other suppliers be liable for direct, special, incidental, or consequential damages (including, without limitation, damages for loss of business profits, business interruption, loss of business information or other pecuniary loss) arising directly or indirectly from the use of (or failure to use) or reliance on the Site Services, even if The Bureaucracy Club (TM) of Amsterdam has been advised of the possibility that such damages may arise. Upon The Bureaucracy Club (TM) of Amsterdam's request, you agree to defend, indemnify and hold harmless The Bureaucracy Club (TM) of Amsterdam from any claims and expenses, including reasonable legal fees, related to any breach of these Terms by you or your use of any Site Services.The Bureaucracy Club (TM) of Amsterdam, its affiliates and its information providers will not be liable or deemed to be in default for any delay or failure in performance or interruption of the delivery of The Bureaucracy Club (TM) of Amsterdam Content resulting directly or indirectly from any cause or circumstance beyond its or their reasonable control, including but not limited to failure of electronic or mechanical equipment or communication lines, telephone or other interconnect problems, computer viruses, unauthorised access, theft, operator errors, severe weather, earthquakes or natural disasters, strikes or other labour problems, wars, or governmental restrictions.